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Barbarian Dictionary

Barbarian Dictionary

Alex's stomach --- Marie
Eg. Alex and Marie are such good frens that they always eat the same things.
A little too violent --- Putu Island
Eg. When Alex eardrums cannot vibrate properly, thus resulting in temporary deafness.
Anything with "pincers" --- Make your hands like a Pac-Man and say "kyup-kyup".
Eg. My clogs have kyup-kyup things on them.
Barbarian --- beberian
Eg. A beberian is a barbarian in barbarian language.
Bicycle --- Scream "that thing!" and hop to the side and maul fren's arm
Eg. A that thing can transport one's heavy ~~carcass~~ body to and fro.
Committing an honourable suicide with a samurai's sword --- Clasp hands together and stab ur stomach while saying "cheke-aw".
Eg. When Alex has nothing better to do and seeks attention aka wuliao.(Ask us for a demo on how to pronounce.)
Glass cleaner(spray version) --- Fire two guns.
Eg. Mr Fitri displaying his ~~expansive~~ limited vocabulary.
Heyoz --- Hey(nine)oz
Eg. What happens when Emy makes ~~one simple~~ yet another mistake.
Lip piercing --- Say "lip- serk."
Eg. Ultra - hot Billy from Good Charlotte has a "lip-serk". (Ask us for a demo on how to pronounce.)
Michael-angelo --- Maggot-angelo
Eg. When Alex has nuggets on her mind. i.e nugget + michael-angelo = maggot-angelo
No --- swing fist downwards
Eg. When Alex ~~consumes~~ gobbles too much sugar.
Sano --- Sinus
Eg. When Alex is sneezing and thinking of Sano at the same time. Sinus is so hot.
Secret --- Silent
Eg. When Sharon's jokes are going into Hall of ~~Fame~~ Lame. "Be my silent stead lar."
Slippers --- Slippels
Eg. When Alex's already twisted tongue twists yet again.
Sugar doughnut --- punch fist up and down and say sugar sugar
Eg. When Alex ~~consumes~~ gobbles too much sugar.
Swimming costume --- Bleetu
Eg. When Sharon fails to find suitable words in her supposedly expansive vocab.
Workbook --- Murkbook
E.g When Alex's already twisted tongue twists yet again.
Yes --- swing fist upwards
Eg. When Alex ~~consumes~~ gobbles too much sugar.
Yoghurt covered fruit and nut bars --- Squirrel food
Eg. When Alex has the urge to become health-conscious after many many many years of consuming tons of cholestrol each day. ( Source of cholestrol in this particular dietician's nightmare: 100s of quail eggs daily.)
Done By: Sharon and Emy
P.S If u have any doubts, please feel free to call us at the following helpline : 1800-Barbarians-R-Us. We repeat, 1800-Barbarians-R-Us.
In other words, just find us in class.
2003-09-05 3:43 p.m.

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